“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
And he’s really fucking hot. And has a deep, sexy voice. And a perfect beard. And really nice hair. And is always the life of the party.
And so many other things that I want to write down but don’t wish to share with y’all.
Started hooking up with a guy this weekend. Found out after the second time we met up that he student taught my gym class back in high school.
Aka he’s now 28 and teaching PE and its a huge turn on that I’m hooking up with my ex teacher.